Monday, September 18, 2006

Day Three

Today was a short one. I'll just write what I really wanted to write yesterday but was too busy at work.

So I was returning to work from getting my eyebrows arched, and my cab stopped at a light on the corner of 5th Avenue and 27th Street. As usual, I was looking out the window people watching, and I almost slammed on the brakes (oh wait, I wasn't driving) when I saw The Museum of Sex, or as New Yorkers apparently like to call it, "MoSex." WHAT??? As soon as I got back to my desk, I googled that boy. Now, I know what you're saying: I was too busy to blog, but I wasn't too busy to look up a museum devoted entirely to sex, right? Damn right. So I now know where I will be spending my day off tomorrow.... RIGHT HERE. And loving EVERY minute of it. I can't imagine a better way to spend a Tuesday afternoon than aimlessly walking among pictorial representations of the evolution of the vibrator and hourly IMAX movies on the American history of pornography. YES!!! Bring on the sex :)

And oh, by the way, the cleanse is going okay too. I decided to abandon the morning salt water flushes because I just can't finish them. So I am doubling up on the tea and hoping that it won't matter too much.

Morning weight: 203.8 (-4.8 pounds)

3 comments:

Adei von K said...

LOL
Not thinking, I clicked on the link while in the library. It wasn't tooooooo bad but I've had professors walk behind me and comment on 'facebook' so imagine my morbid embarassment should one walk up and comment on 'MoSex'. Actually looks like fun!

Jameil said...

yeah... clickin on that link gon have to wait! lmao. what's in the salt water cleanse.

GreatWhyte said...

Jameil - not to be funny, but it's just two tablespoons of salt and a quart of water. They want you to use sea salt because it is uniodinized and supposedly easier for your body to process. But I just couldn't drink it every morning - it was terrible. So now I double up on the tea (equally as terrible, but only 8 ounces).