Did she just say that "my mom is the bomb.com?" Lawd.
Now I know this play by play thing is probably working your last nerve. So if you don't care what happened on "Crowned," say goodbye now.
Patty and Laura from Florida. They are already killing me. I know she's trashy, but oh how I love Shana Moakler. Whose mom is that with Mickey Mouse buns? Ooooooohhhhh. Ahhhhhh. Love the house. Nicole from Delaware. It's on... those bitches already hate her because she won Miss Delaware on her first try! Did she just call them the "Star Trek" twins? LMAO. Where are the coloreds?????
Here they are. Mama needs contacts. Immediately. I'm sorry- did they say $100,000? Oh, I'd be serious too. The opera singing duo is hilarious. And damn if they don't look like twins.
Dang, she really does look like a stuffed fish with that gold dress. Wow, Cristan the wild child from Texas is really rather pretty.
These cows are singing opera at 7:15 in the morning. Pamela looks JUST like Amy Winehouse. And the Skin Deep mom looks like Sister Patterson from "I Love New York 2." Pity. Mama doesn't love to dance, does she? Cha cha cha, though? And mama loves her hamburger meat? Funny. Carson is soooooooo gay and so funny. He will be the highlight of this show, for sure. The Red-Headed Bombshells are wack.
Can you have leopard print and sequins on the same dress? "Apparently," say The Blonde Bombshells. From West Virginia.
The Dream Gals. They're cute. And never have I seen a mother-daughter combo who looks less alike!
Wow, the feathers. The Diamond Dolls. The daughter looks old enough to be the mom. Oh boo hoo; they're playing the medical emergency card. Mama had a kidney transplant two years ago. Cliche. Oh, mama is crying. The drama.
Is anyone else tired of these endless Dunkin Donut commercials featuring Rachel Ray? **sigh** And she does Ritz cracker spots too? Lawd.
Team Skin Deep is rapping. And dancing. Okay. And they're dumb.
The Tomboy Queens. Love Mama Winehouse.
The Sassy Sisters. Mama's 39, daughter's 20. Enough.
The Reigning A's. They are soooooooooooo dry. Dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. When Shana Moakler says "you're saying a lot, but I'm not really hearing anything," you know you're in trouble.
The Daredevil Divas. What the hell is an aerialist? "Your outfits make my eyes bleed." Woowwwwwww. He needs a Band Aid for his eyes. Perfectly put.
Oh, my dear Carson. Priceless line of the night: "When I hear "silent but deadly," only one thing comes to mind..... smelly, silent farts!" well, the daughter is gorgeous. And the mother has a Ph.D. Love them.
Team Hot & Not. They look.... crazy. The daughter went to Girls Town- some boot camp for troubled girls. Seems to have been productive.
Okay. De-sashing ceremony #1. With the crystal-studded scissors. "Even though your dresses give me cataracts... you're still safe." I. LOVE. CARSON. The law school student from West Virginia... she looks stunned to be in the bottom two. Oh Carson strikes again with "I couldn't see past those horrendo hats." He said they look like Amish hookers!
Ah well... buh bye to the Reigning A's.
7 comments:
i accidently watched this cause we don't have a remote control.
the red-heads? can't stand and they DO look so much alike!!
hot and not? hot and hot. mess.
reining a's were horrible. silent but deadly? LOL at the names and they were alright.
I like how skin deep tried to justify their name and it wasn't happening. there is nothing deep about skin deep, sorry.
mother daughter who were the highest, their personality will get them far, def not looks or queenly qualities.
don't hate on the rach. you and stace will watch whatever comes on cw.
hursh jameil. what we watch isn't dependent on writers. how's grey's coming along???
Delaware in the building. We're known for smart-assery, so Miss Delaware is a perfect representative of my home state :)
a stiff dainty one for you, midget. just for that i'm going to do everything in my power to get you some extra cold weather. you know me and God are likethis.
Whatever... the only thing I was watching was ANTM, but I think I'm hooked on Crowned now. You can have some of this cold weather bullshit. Yesterday brought snow and ice. Today it was in the 50s. More snow tomorrow. Goodie.
The bomb.com. Yeah...my linesister used to say that all the time when we were on line. Her linename is Hiroshima!
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