Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Top Model Time

Did that "Seventeen" lady just say that Bianca's walk was "a little too hip hop?" I ABHOR when white people say dumb shit like that. How do you WALK hip hop? Whatever. But the monkey look on Bianca is DONE. Give that girl some hair, please. PLEASE.

Jenah wins the runway challenge? She just looks so... trashy to me. Well she needs Jay tips. I liked Saleisha's dress the best. I loved Bianca's bag. Chantal is just wack to me. Wickety wickety wickety wickety wack. Daddy.

The great wall of China... that is so cool. Fabulosity.

Chantal's hair looks just plain foolish. FOOLISH, I say. Okay when I said Bianca needed hair, I didn't mean that ginormous bun in the front. Oh Lordy. Get it Leisha! She's my fave.

**Am I loser for wanting to watch this new show "Crowned?" Did Shana say a "de-sashing ceremony?" And did she say "there's nothing in this world that a little self tanner and some high heels won't fix?" I am soooo there next week!**

Jenah is forgettable. Did the dumb bitch say that she was homesick? SUCK IT UP. What is it about Chantal that I just shy away from? SALEISHA. Wowwwwwwww. Picture is amazing.

Okay. Can Heather really be the Cover Girl of the Week for every week of this competition and yet she's cold chillin at home this week? Every single week. But when she opens that mouth... atrocious.

Okay, here we go. Decision time. I want Jenah to bounce, but my money's on Bianca. Swang song, Tyra? Seriously? Could someone just muzzle her? And by the way, what happened to Atoosa Rubenstein at "Seventeen?" She was gangsta.

#1. WHAT??????? Chantal's pic was better than Salesha's? BULLSHIT.
#2. Saleisha.

Jenah looks like she's starring in a Chinese Star Trek. Blah blah Tyra. Blah blah blah. Who's packing their shit?

Bianca. I was right, but I disagree. What does she need? Hair. Now she has to go back to Queens with no damn hair. I'd be SO pissed. She was robbed.

3 comments:

Adei von K said...

give her some hair is right. her first 2 shoots look so much better!

thos buns were off the chain weren't they?! ug.lee!

yeah, not feeling the heather cover girl for the week either. that was some bs.

i agree with the decision. the other 3 don't need training wheels. it comes much more natural to them.

Jameil said...

lmao @ "Wickety wickety wickety wickety wack. Daddy." & queens w/no hair. 1) you know black people don't get down like that (this girl's black, right?) ok what you don't want to do is google bianca golden w/o putting antm behind it. its a white woman porn star. sigh.

GreatWhyte said...

A porn star, though? Wowwwwwww.... yeah, she's Black. Very New York. But she needs a wig, ASAP.