The Powers of Positive Thinking

Yippppppeeeeeeee!! Talk about speaking what is not as though it were. My friend just called to ask me if I'm busy tomorrow night. Why, you ask? Because she's inviting me to the Nets-Heat game to sit... guess where? COURTSIDE!!! Apparently some boy who has a crush on her plays for the Heat and is leaving her the tickets. YEAH! Ooh I gotta get Dwyane Wade and Shaquille O'Neal-ready. Cuz shawty is a TEE-YEN!!!!!