Dear-----, pt. 2

Dear ---- ,
I just wanted to take a minute to thank you for standing me up today. Even though I didn't sleep because I was waiting for your call, I do appreciate the fact that you were gossiping about me in my absence. I especially love the part where you set up a meeting for us for next Wednesday without talking to me first to check my availability. I apologize for already having plans for my day on my week off. At any rate, just wanted to say thanks... for nothing!!!

Professionally,
MSW, Pharm.D.