Anyone There? Can You Hear Me Now?

**sigh** I am continually amazed and downright awestruck by the frequent and always fucking FANTSMIC postings of my friend over at www.liquorloansandlove.com, so... I have decided to resume my own feeble attempts at chronicling this, my so-called life. I have literally NO MEMORY of how to even formulate a blog post, so bear (is that right? It looks wrong) with me. But if you're still here in a few weeks, I should have it together by then. Welcome **back*